{"id":242,"date":"2012-02-08T20:16:38","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T20:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trindade.myphotos.cc\/pensamentosnoar\/?p=242"},"modified":"2012-02-08T20:16:38","modified_gmt":"2012-02-08T20:16:38","slug":"acordo-ortografico-explicado-por-um-mocambicano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trindade.myphotos.cc\/pensamentosnoar\/2012\/02\/08\/acordo-ortografico-explicado-por-um-mocambicano\/","title":{"rendered":"Acordo ortogr\u00e1fico, explicado por um mo\u00e7ambicano\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Um mail que me enviaram que dedi\u00adco aos meus ami\u00adgos mo\u00e7ambicanos:<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u00ab<\/span>Eh Oena, Lhe&nbsp;Can,<\/p>\n<p>N\u00f3s aqui em&nbsp;Mo\u00e7am\u00adbique&nbsp;sabe\u00admos que os mulun\u00adgos de Lis\u00adboa fiz\u00ader\u00adam um acor\u00addo ortogr\u00e1\u00adfi\u00adco com aque\u00adle tocoloc\u00adma do Brasil que tem nome de peixe.&nbsp;A min\u00adha respos\u00adta \u00e9: naila. Os mulun\u00adgos n\u00e3o pensem que chegam aqui e buis\u00adsa saguate sem milan\u00addo, porque pen\u00adsam que o&nbsp;mo\u00e7am\u00adbi\u00adcano&nbsp;\u00e9 bon\u00adgo\u00adlo. O&nbsp;mo\u00e7am\u00adbi\u00adcano&nbsp;n\u00e3o \u00e9 bon\u00adgo\u00adlo n\u00e3o; o&nbsp;mo\u00e7am\u00adbi\u00adcano&nbsp;esti\u00adva xilande. Essa bula bula de acor\u00addo ortogr\u00e1\u00adfi\u00adco \u00e9 como babal\u00adaza de chope: quan\u00addo a gente acor\u00adda man\u00adgua\u00adna, se vai ticumzar a mamana j\u00e1 n\u00e3o tem estale\u00adca e nem sequer sabe onde \u00e9 o xit\u00ado\u00admbo, e a gente arran\u00adja timaca com a nos\u00adsa fam\u00edlia.<\/p>\n<p>E como pode o mufana&nbsp;mo\u00e7am\u00adbi\u00adcano&nbsp;falar com um madala?&nbsp;Em por\u00adtugu\u00eas, nat\u00adu\u00adral\u00admente. A l\u00edn\u00adgua por\u00adtugue\u00adsa \u00e9 de todos, incluin\u00addo o mula\u00adto, o bal\u00adabas\u00adso e os baneanes. Por exem\u00adp\u00adlo: em Por\u00adtu\u00adgal dizem \u201cauto\u00adcar\u00adro\u201d e est\u00e1 no dicion\u00e1rio; no Brasil falam \u201cbus\u201d e est\u00e1 no dicion\u00e1rio; aqui em&nbsp;Mo\u00e7am\u00adbique&nbsp;falam\u00ados \u201cmachim\u00adbom\u00adbo\u201d e n\u00e3o est\u00e1 no dicion\u00e1rio. Porqu\u00ea? O&nbsp;mo\u00e7am\u00adbi\u00adcano&nbsp;\u00e9 machim\u00adba? Machim\u00adba \u00e9 aque\u00adle con\u00adgoa\u00adca do&nbsp;S\u00f3crates&nbsp;que pen\u00adsa que \u00e9 chibante e que fuma nos tape, jun\u00adto com o chicon\u00adho\u00adca min\u00adistro da econo\u00admia de Lis\u00adboa. O&nbsp;S\u00f3crates&nbsp;n\u00e3o pen\u00adsa, s\u00f3 faz tch\u00f3c\u00f3tch\u00e1 com o th\u2019x\u00adouco dele e aqui\u00adlo que sai \u00e9 s\u00f3 matope.<\/p>\n<p>Este acor\u00addo ortogr\u00e1\u00adfi\u00adco \u00e9 can\u00adgan\u00adhi\u00e7a, chicuem\u00adbo chan\u00adhaca!&nbsp;Aqui na min\u00adha ter\u00adra a gente fez uma ban\u00adja e decid\u00adiu que n\u00e3o podemos aceitar.<\/p>\n<p>Bayete&nbsp;Mo\u00e7am\u00adbique!<\/p>\n<p>Ham\u00adba\u00adn\u00adine.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Assi\u00adna: Manuel Muanamucane<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um mail que me enviaram que dedi\u00adco aos meus ami\u00adgos mo\u00e7am\u00adbi\u00adcanos: \u00abEh Oena, Lhe&nbsp;Can, N\u00f3s aqui em&nbsp;Mo\u00e7am\u00adbique&nbsp;sabe\u00admos que os mulun\u00adgos de Lis\u00adboa fiz\u00ader\u00adam um acor\u00addo ortogr\u00e1\u00adfi\u00adco com aque\u00adle tocoloc\u00adma do Brasil que tem nome de peixe.&nbsp;A min\u00adha respos\u00adta \u00e9: naila. \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/trindade.myphotos.cc\/pensamentosnoar\/2012\/02\/08\/acordo-ortografico-explicado-por-um-mocambicano\/\">Con\u00adtin\u00aduar a ler <span class=\"meta-nav\">\u2192<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversa-da-treta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trindade.myphotos.cc\/pensamentosnoar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trindade.myphotos.cc\/pensamentosnoar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trindade.myphotos.cc\/pensamentosnoar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trindade.myphotos.cc\/pensamentosnoar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trindade.myphotos.cc\/pensamentosnoar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/trindade.myphotos.cc\/pensamentosnoar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trindade.myphotos.cc\/pensamentosnoar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trindade.myphotos.cc\/pensamentosnoar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trindade.myphotos.cc\/pensamentosnoar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}